a.) I am somewhat tired
b.) Bobby Hill is gracing my screen with his lovely awkwardness and innocence
c.) I got stared at today by two cops while I was pumping my gas at the station on the corner. It was so completely chauvinistic and obvious that I wanted to say something, but they're cops! They'd have arrested me for "Indecent Mouthing Off"......Because if I could have, I'd have given them a few pieces of my mind, and those words, were not exactly school-yard-innocent....
The were on those little "momocycles*" and stared at me the second they pulled up. And didn't stop until they walked in the store. One even walked my way but changed his mine and followed his partner in criminally-undressing-me-with-their-eyes. How middle-school are we, hmm? If you wanted to say something to me, you should have nutted up and said it. But no, now I am left fuming in my Civic, because I saw you!!! I saw your goofy face gaga-ing over my little figure!!! And I had to sit there and keep my mouth shut!!!!!!
I feel like the three-year-old I nanny has more class...even when he's got Lucky Charms' marshmallows sticking to his cheeks and a booger in his hair from an earlier excavation.
...mini Wolverine, momocycles, and no pooping in "da pants..."
*momocycle is how we say "motorcycle" when we're three, sleeping in "da big boy bed," and learning to go "tee-tee" on the big potty.
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