Girls: want to know if that guy you're dating is a douchebag? It'll save you time and effort of giving pieces of yourself to the wrong guy! Countless hours have been wasted crying over these dickfaces, and I, for one, am so done with dealing with them. When it comes to dating guys, let alone hanging out with them, I am overly talented and experienced in tracking the worst ones down. I pick them out of crowds all the time. Seriously. It's like radar.
I have years of experience, and even in the South, I find them fast. And together, we can make sure you're not wasting your time on assholes with cool names, clever lines, pretty eyelashes, lovely kisses or the emotional fuckwitage that is only bringing you down from something better.
And boys: Ha. good luck. Don't let the towel smack you on the ass on your way out.
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ahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAnd good fuckin riddance.